7 Reasons Why My Being Gay And Over 50 Is Tragic, According To Everyone Else
1.) Because I’m way too old to be sexually active.
It’s not uncommon to get a Scruff message from a stranger along the
lines of “What are you, like 60? Jesus.” That’s the one I received a few
days back. I didn’t engage, but if I were 60 I don’t think being on
Grindr or Scruff or any other hookup app would be a bad thing. On the
contrary, being sexually active at any age is a sign of health and
spirit and enjoying our sex-drenched fingertip world. Ain’t nothing
wrong with that. If you do have a problem with people older than you
being sexual, you’re looking at your own repressed future.
2.) Because every conversation with men my age should center around the time when we were younger, and better.
Many men my age talk incessantly about younger times, forgetting that
we’re still alive and kicking and, hopefully, in good health. Some do it
to such excess that I avoid spending time with them—I’m over college
and “boys” and I’ve got TMC if I want to indulge in the Golden Days. I’m
the biggest sentimentalist alive, but I wake up each morning wanting to
live in the moment and enjoy every minute of what the past has
presented. It’s not always easy, and growing older has its hardships.
But I’m still living “In my day,” and I hope that day stays as bright
and long as a June summer night.
3.) Because I’m too old to have new ideas.
Never mind getting turned down for a writing job I initially created
(they gave it to an underwear model who doesn’t write), I’ve learned
that, in gay world, my creativity should have ended about the time many
of my friends’ lives did. I’m under-represented in gay-themed films and
TV shows, and print publications don’t seem to know that I exist. If I
submit an article idea about life over 50, it better be tragic, and
short, because we’re not marketable. Unless we’re tragic, and
short-lived.
4.) Because I need a
chemical boost to my sex life, a fat freeze, Botox, steroids, and
everything else science offers to make me young again. I’ve not
indulged in any of the above, and I don’t begrudge anyone who does. But
go to an age-appropriate dinner party and admit that and you’ll find
you’re in a new minority. Here’s the natural rub: I have a great sex
life, I like my non-enhanced muscles, and I like the lines on my face.
Sacri-ageous, right? We’re taught all of our lives to eat healthy,
exercise, and not to jump in front of traffic so we can live long happy
lives. Only to find that, once we’re over 50, we should be ashamed of
those achievements and Benjamin Button our exterior. Sure, and I’ve got a
portrait in the attic I’d like to sell you.
5.) Because the more memories I have the less valuable I am.
“That’s way before my time” is a common, friendly joke, and say it to
me and I laugh. But when it’s stated as a derogatory comment, it’s
actually offensive. If someone doesn’t know about Boy George coming out
on TV or Truth or Dare’s gay kiss or the AIDS quilt, then
scoffs it off as “an age thing,” they are literally saying that
ignorance is preferable to knowledge. There’s nothing I love more then
when young gay men ask me about LGBT life in the 80s, and I’m thrilled I
can tell them about the ups and downs. My own favorite sentimental
gay-old story? Having a relative come out to me in his 80s, and then
tell me about closeted life as a marine in World War II. Hint: It wasn’t
easy. He died after passing on a treasure trove of gay history. I hope
that my own past can someday influence someone’s present.
6.) Because I’m not
married and am thus a “tired old queen who missed the boat” (Yes, that
quote made it to my inbox not so long ago). Who would have
thought the notion of marriage being the measure of true happiness would
become a gay norm? I love the idea of a legal commitment and think it
would be wonderful if I found the right man and took that step. But I’m
not living my life in waiting, and I’m not going to settle to feel more
accepted or to have an automatic date on Friday nights. Since the end of
DOMA, I’ve also witnessed a few hurry-up marriages that ended in quick,
ugly divorces. I also urge men to be more careful when they make
generalizations about older men not being lucky enough to find their
soul mate. Maybe they did, and maybe they couldn’t get married because
it wasn’t legal or there was too much hatred from the outside or the
love of their life died. Once again, that’s a memory we need to keep in
the present tense. Same-sex marriage is a right, not a toy. Treat it
like any fragile object—with careful hands.
7.) Because the best years of my life are over.
As many people have said, “Getting old ain’t for sissies.” They’re
correct, and the more we age the more we have to fear, especially in
regards to physical decline. FYI, losing your hair sucks! But life’s
fulfillment is not linear, and youth, like the middle ages, can be
terrifying or wonderful, full of despair or filled with joy. I wouldn’t
tell my 20-something Leukemia survivor friend that his best days are
over, and he should punch anyone in the face who does. The more we
perpetuate the myth that happiness has an expiration date, or a starting
date, the more we perpetuate the notion that, if your youth sucked, you
didn’t just miss the marriage boat, you missed the “life boat.” Grab on
now and enjoy the ride.
What can I say? He said it better than I ever could.
1. Because, like me, if you're gay and in your 50s,
you watched virtually all of your male friends and acquaintances die
agonizing deaths, often at what should have been the prime of their
lives, with little support or compassion from elected leaders, often
families, in a war, a holocaust, that didn't mark them as heroes or
innocent, only cold dust. And because to die while your friends died
around you, daily, memorial services filling up your datebooks like
smartphones now fill up cocktail parties, and to be told you deserved
it, is hell on earth. And you survived that hell.
2. Because if you lived in a big city in the 80s and
the 90s, and you had sex with men (even once), men you loved, men you
wanted to grow old with, your life was a daily game of Russian Roulette.
Did that rash mean you got the bullet, or would it be the guy pumping
iron next to you? And if it wasn't you, there was always tomorrow...
3. Because "tomorrow" was a dream for them. An impossible dream.
4. Because older gay men are as attractive as all
get-out. You are the last generation of gay death and the first
generation of a new gay life, and that experience makes you more
beautiful than any bicep bulge or flat stomach. And should anyone call
you a "tired old queen" or "past his prime" or, in the immortal words of
Jethro Tull, "too old to rock and roll," their ignorant words should
only make you grateful you know otherwise. Because, in the immortal
words of Helen Reddy, "It's wisdom borne of pain." And because if they
don't get those references, they also might not get "you're gonna make
it after all." And she did, and so did you.
5. Because you can still work on getting all those
younger references that too often sail right past you. Because, Yeezus
Christ, why not?
6. Because your marriages are now legal in 50 states, and your black President approves.
7. Because 50 is the new black, and that makes you
prime beef. A million Daddy Chasers and Daddy sites and DILF lovers, and
the continued appeal of men like Tom Ford and Silver Fox Anderson
Cooper, show that millennials are attracted to role models of a certain
age. And because "Silver Fox Gray" is the trendy new hair color for men
of an uncertain age.
8. Because you were introduced to sex at a time when
your penis was considered a murderer, and now live in a time when it's a
killer cock shot introduction.
10. Because if you're mad those former gay hotspots
have become integrated, you're forgetting that integration is what you
fought for in the first place.
11. Because ribbons were beautiful but life is the dream. And that dream is becoming reality.
12. Because if you have kids, and they are gay
males, they won't have to learn about sex by sneaking peeks at
"Playgirl" at the local drugstore, like you did. And if your kids are
heterosexual, think of the tolerance they will bring to the world. And
because you can now have kids.
13. Because gay men much older than you will tell
you, rightfully, that fretting about getting older is a waste of time.
And because good luck finding many gay men much older than you.
14. Because you're old enough to remember Cyndi
Lauper's debut album, disco and driving home drunk from parties. And
because you're young enough to enjoy Kinky Boots on Broadway, Panic! At the Disco, and know how stupid it is to drive home drunk from anywhere.
15. Because Silence = Death was not a fad, and your
political representation, your tweets, your "relationship status," your
commercials, your honeymoons in Vegas, your Disney Days, your dating and
hookup sites, your TV channels, your pop stars, your newscasters, your
suburban homes and your publishing world are proof that you're loud and
alive.
16. Because a middle-age HIV-positive man told me
recently that he had been scarred with AIDS, looked like death, had no
hope, and that now, 20 years later, he is undetectable, healthy and
hunky, and is "re-writing history." He is, and so are you.
17. Because, yeah, back pain sucks, and so do those
wrinkles and love handles and worrying about prostate cancer and heart
trouble and cholesterol and losing your hair and dying alone and
finances and sexual dysfunction and never writing the Great American
Novel. And because all of that is a billion times better than going to
the doctor and only fearing that one four-letter word. And because you
can still finish that book.
18. Because "We're Here, We're Queer, Get Used to It," was prophetic poetry, not Pollyanna posturing.
19. Because if you could write a letter to one of
those friends who died of AIDS-related complications, and said you were
going through a midlife crisis, how do you think he'd respond? Love
every minute of this, for him, for them, for us.
ANOTHER PIECE OF THIS DADDY WISDOM, SO CALLED, IN RESPONSE TO, "My First Experience with a Younger Man"
The other day, in response to an email exchange with a reader, I received the following email:
I can't tell you how deeply grateful I am for taking the time for your
thoughtful and insightful reply. Please feel free to print everything I
wrote to you as well as your response. I'm facing a dilemma that I
wonder how you would resolve: should I contact him and try to set up a
face-to-face meeting with him shortly before I move away to ask him what
happened and why he ran away from me and our budding relationship? Or
would that be too much for him to handle, so that--out of love for
him--i should just leave without contacting him? I don't know how to
answer this question. On the one hand, I have no hope of being able to
change his mind since i believe the only way he was able to resolve the
ambivalence in his heart about our relationship was to cut me out of it;
on the other hand, I wonder if there is anybody else in his life who
can pose some questions or say certain things that might be important
for him to hear as we both move forward with our independent lives.
Like I said, my love for him is not selfish: although I am in love with
him and would stop at nothing to be able to have him in my life, my love
for him as an independent person is far greater than my being in love
with him in a selfish sense. I truly love this man, but fear he is a
"lost boy" without even many good gay friends. I should add that, at
30, this man still lives with his parents and when he goes out to a gay
bar, he goes out with his straight friends. I don't know how many past
relationships or sexual encounters he's ever had. But i don't think he
has very experienced on this front. Again, thank you ever so much for
talking with me. I am so in need of helpful wisdom and guidance here.
If, dear readers, you find yourself interested, please see my response below.
Reader,
you are most welcome. It is my role as, 'Daddy' to provide help and
support when needed. It comes with the territory. I am always happy to
help.
As
to your dilemma, I see nothing wrong with reaching out to him. Perhaps a
text or an email, so he doesn't feel like you are stalking him. I know
that sounds passive, but your situation with him is tenuous as it is. Back
in the old days, I taught safe sex and dating workshops for a local
AIDs organization. One of the issues we talked about is, 'what to do
if he says no.' Or, like in this case, 'what to do if he says
nothing.' While it may not feel like it, trust me, I've been there, he
really doesn't owe you a response. Nobody does. It is polite, sure, and we all wish the guys in whom we are interested would provide such a response. Alas, it rarely happens. But,
expecting someone to 'owe' you a response, or a response of a specific
kind, will likely result in you being disappointed. As I said in my
last note, whatever is going on in his head is about him. It isn't
likely about you. All you are doing is torturing yourself by continuing
to wonder why. Will it be worse to wonder in silence? Or, if you reach
out once again, and still nothing happens. Did he get my message? If so, why is he taking so long to respond? How does he feel? What do I do next? Are you prepared to put yourself through that additional torment?
And
what if he does respond? You can certainly offer to be
friend/adviser/mentor. That is what older dudes do. That said, are you
prepared for all that will go along with such an offer? If you open
the door, he may just walk through it. Are you prepared to help him
come out? Will you feel paternal and glad to give advice when he starts
talking to you about other guys he is dating or f*cking? Will you
secretly keep the door open to him, hoping he'll change his mind? If
so, how will that impact your ability to move on and date someone else?
Only you can answer these questions. I suggest you think about the
potential answers to them, before you take another action. Only you can
decide what is right for you.
Of
course you care for him. And you care about what happens to him. This
desire to provide love, guidance, advice, mentorship is all a part of
playing the roll of 'Daddy.' I write about my own experience providing
this kind of support with no expectation of return admiration in,
I
care about each and every young man I've ever 'daddied.' This is true
whether our relationship was serious, frequent, infrequent, casual, or
just a one-time event. But, like a mother bird nurturing her young, a
Daddy needs to know and accept when it is time for the lad to fly away.
It is just as much a part of the job, as all the other stuff. That is
what makes it so tough.
It
is this ability to care, the ability to be a Daddy, which makes you a
catch. You have love to give. You just need to find someone who will
appreciate that love. Love comes in many, MANY different ways. But
like everything, love has its costs. I just think we need to be willing
to continue to accept the costs, otherwise we die inside.
I have to admit, boys and girls, that I love getting contacted by my readers. Comments, emails sent directly to me, etc. I enjoy them all. So, please feel free to write any time.
Today I received the following email from a kind reader:
I have been reading your blog on inter-generational relationships
between gay men. I recently had such an experience myself; see
attached. Feel free to print it in your blog if you wish. At any rate,
I'd appreciate whatever insight and wisdom you can offer me on this
situation.
The attachment contained the following:
“My
First Experience with a Younger Man”This summer I dated a man 28 years
younger than I am (I am 58, he is 30). We met on a website for
older-younger gay men seeking one another. We dated for two months.Upon
first meeting, both of us found the other incredibly attractive and we
kissed very passionately. On our second date, I explained that I’d soon
be moving to another state and asked if that might be a reason for not
wanting to date me. He said, “No, it wasn’t” and he even told me that
he had applied for a job in the state to which I was moving, that he was
eager to move away, and that it was possible for us to move away
together if things developed well between us. On that same date he asked
me if I’d be monogamous in marriage. The look in his face seemed to
suggest that he was falling for me. We continued to go out, and each
time we enjoyed ourselves immeasurably. A few weeks later he told me
that he was thinking of ours as a serious long-term relationship.
Although we never had sex, there was a lot of hugging, kissing, and
holding hands between us. It was more romantic than sexual between us.I
had never had so much fun dating someone before. I also had never felt
such sweetness and tenderness between another man and me in a dating
relationship before. And each time we were together it was obvious that
he was experiencing much joy and happiness in my presence. He was like
a flower blossoming in front of me. And the more I got to know him,
the more I could imagine him as my partner for life.What eventually
became clear, however, was that he felt some ambivalence about our
relationship he hadn’t been sharing with me. He broke two of our dates
at the last minute, but I learned about these cancellations only because
I had contacted him to ask about our plans, not because he had taken
the initiative to contact me. I told him we needed to talk.When we got
together, he said he wasn’t ready to be in a relationship. Moreover, he
told me that he was not in love with me and had never been in love with
anyone before. Although he said he didn’t want to lose me altogether
and hoped we could remain friends, I have never heard from him again. I
am experiencing great sadness as a result. I not only fell in love
with him but also I deeply love him. That is to say, I care about his
well-being even if that doesn’t include me. I told him this after he
told me that he wasn’t ready for a relationship. I don’t call since I
know he doesn’t want to hear from me. I wish I could understand what
happened inside of him and why he ran away from me and from what we had
been developing since it seemed so beautiful and loving. If any of you
with greater experience and wisdom can offer me some help, I’d
appreciate hearing what you have to say. "
If, dear readers, you find yourself interested, please see my response below.
(Insert name here), thank you very much for taking the time to write. Without any
identifying information, chance are (unless you strenuously object),
your email and my response will appear on my blog.
Rather than recreate the wheel in responding, I am going to share a posting I
wrote long ago on this topic. If you've read it already, please
forgive me for repeating myself. I'll add some additional comments
after the post. I've highlighted the section of the post most pertinent
to our discussion in bold and in green.
This, dear Daddy brothers, seems obvious. And yet, often when chatting
with other Daddies, I hear them express their frustrations at their
dealings with the Hunters in their lives. I hear concerns expressed
about their beau’s level of maturity, range of common sense, and even,
sometimes, lowered levels of self esteem. Younger guys, especially much
younger guys, are naturally going to bring a unique set of issues into
any relationship. Many, as did many of us, suffer from what I like to
call, “The Lost Boy Syndrome”. Being gay, they may never have grown up
in regards to dating and romance. While young, they weren’t afforded
the opportunity to learn some of the most basic romance-related skills
that straight folk learn as they develop, or that older Daddies have
learned, having dated for many years. They didn’t get to have their
first kiss at 16. They didn’t have notes passed around in middle
school, at least not by those they wished were doing so, talking about
how cute they are. So, suddenly they find themselves at 25 having their
first ‘crush’; or, at 29, having their first ‘serious’ relationship,
dealing with all the feelings and reactions which result from these
‘firsts’ can be quite difficult. Like having the measles, experiencing
this stuff as an adult, is much worse than at 16. I am often shocked,
shocked, I tell you, to chat with some hot, HOT, and I do mean, HOT
Hunter, only to hear him express doubts about his attractiveness, or
worry that he’ll never find love. Not all Hunters have issues like
these, of course, but some, perhaps many do. Part of our ‘job’ as
Daddies is to recognize that as hot as they may be, as mature as they
may seem, they are, in many ways, still ‘boys’. Which, after all, isn’t
that one reason why we love them so? It is our job to be patient,
supportive, and loving. If we can learn to do these things, the Hunters
in our lives will be much happier and therefore, and so will we. And
isn’t that life is all about?
In
your message, you don't tell me much about the young man. You also
don't say anything your own romantic experience. So I could be
completely off base in my response(s) and may make some unwarranted
assumptions. If so, let me apologize up front. You said the two of you
didn't have sex. Does that mean he
was a virgin? If so, that ads an extra layer of complexity to an
already complicated scenario. Perhaps he just had a serious case of the
Lost Boy Syndrome?
In
my many years of dating, I've seen this type of behavior time and time
again. I can't explain why it happens, but it is pretty common. So the
behavior is common, the reasons behind it not very understandable. You
know what I mean, you meet someone, have a few frantic embraces and
suddenly he is talking about 'this' in terms of 'this' being the makings
of a relationship. Maybe it is in the morning after a one-night stand
(man, I don't think I've done one of those in over a decade). Maybe it
is during a second 'date.' Suddenly, you find yourself totally taken by
surprise by an ardent suitor, talking about a 'future.' He seems
honest and sincere. His apparent honesty and sincerity impresses you,
so you find yourself caught up in it. The next thing you know, he isn't
returning your calls. I've never understood it, or been able to
explain why guys do this sort of thing, but it isn't an uncommon
behavior.
To
me the fact that so early in your 'relationship' (on the second date)
he was making comments along the lines you stated below (ex:.."he even
told me that he had applied for a job in the state to which I was
moving, that he was eager to move away, and that it was possible for us
to move away together if things developed well between us." And, "On that same date he asked me if I’d be monogamous in marriage."), clearly indicates a lack of maturity in relationships.
This
could also be an example of what I call a, 'cruise ship romance.' You
know what I mean, you go on a business trip, or some other sort of
outing with a bunch of folks you barely know, maybe like your choir trip
or senior trip back in high school. Away from home, with things out of
the norm in common, engaging in a shared experience, in quick order you
develop very unexpected, intense friendships, relationship, and
connections. These last only as long as does the event. Plans are made
to stay connected after the event. Like the end of a cruise, once you
return to dry land, however, real life intrudes, and all of those
sincere intentions of a continued connection fall away.
Perhaps,
like that moment a first time parachutist steps up to the door of the
plane, having fully intending to jump, having been trained and received
encouragement to do so. When faced with the reality of the jump,
suddenly the realization dawns that S/he can't go through with it.
We
all want to believe in the concept of 'love at first sight.' And it
certainly happens. But, more often relationships 'develop' a lot slower
than does the fire of passion. If he was a virgin, or was seriously
lacking in dating experience, like any novice, he wouldn't have the
skills and tools available to truly evaluate his feelings. He'd also
not possess the ability to understand how his words and actions might be
affecting you. As older men, we take in what people say and how they
say it in a vastly different way from someone of a
later generation. Words literally mean different things to us. There
is also a very different way in which folks of his generation
(Millennial) perceive
relationships. They see nothing wrong with ending the romantic portion
of a relationship and then carrying on as friends. The whole thing is very lesbian. You KNOW how are those guys. Millennials believe in 'starter' marriages.
If
as he stated, he'd never been in love before, he'd not have really been
able to tell if what he was feeling for you was 'love.' Most folks
don't really appreciate what they've lost, until its gone. With
perspective comes knowledge. Unfortunately we'll never know his
reasons. Maybe someone talked him out of what he was feeling. There is
a lot of peer pressure, for example, on younger guys NOT to date older
guys. My Marine recently came out as 'bi' to a group of strangers with
whom he was serving on a temporary assignment. This being his first
time to openly talk about dating a guy, he showed one of the other LGBT
folks my picture. The first thing that guy said was, 'couldn't you date
someone your own age?' My Marine turns 27 in a couple of weeks. I turn 53 a couple of weeks after that.
I think what you need to take away from this experience is:
1) Love is possible at any age.
2) You are clearly still capable of feeling and experiencing it.
3) There are guys out there who find you appealing.
4) It is vastly better to have had this happen BEFORE you moved away and set up housekeeping.
5)
He wasn't the right guy, or at least not the right guy at the right
time, for you. That doesn't mean a right guy is just around the corner.
It
may sound trite, but chances are whatever caused him to end your
relationship had everything to do with him, his issues, and his
situation and very little to do with you. It is hard to understand that
in the moment, but most often that turns out to be true.
At least, that is what THIS DADDY thinks.
The Temptations - Some Enchanted Evening (1995)
From the Motown CD: For Lovers Only
In straight relationships with an age gap, words like ‘gold-digger’ and
‘trophy wife’ get thrown around. When it’s a gay relationship, those
words change to ‘pedophile’ and ‘pervert.’ When
news broke earlier this week that British actor and comedian Stephen
Fry, 57, is now engaged to 27-year-old comedian Elliot Spencer,
homophobic social media users suddenly decided they should try to be
comedians, too. There have already been innumerable and equally unfunny
variations on the joke that Spencer looks young enough to be Fry’s son,
as Hannah Jane Parkinson relays on the Guardian.
(And yes, someone has already called Spencer a “Small Fry,” har har.)
The Internet reaction took an even darker turn when “Stephen Fry
disgusting” reportedly trended on Twitter for a brief time following the announcement.
In the media, the couple’s age gap has been treated less like a scandal and more like a spectacle, with headlines predictablyhighlightingSpencer’s youth. The major outlets have remained more or less respectful beyond these gawking headlines but, as the Advocate
reports, tabloid and entertainment sites have taken a more
sensationalistic approach which has only been amplified by their
comments sections, where people have been calling Fry a “pedophile,” a
“pervert,” and a “dirty old man.” As for Spencer, the British tabloid that leaked the news referred to him as a “toyboy,” which, to be honest, would make a great novelty license plate for the Aston Martin that Fry lent him if he’s ever in the mood to reclaim the insult.
If
it’s not obvious by now, the outsized reaction to Fry and Spencer’s age
gap is deeply homophobic. Plenty of straight men—especially famous
straight men—have wives that are decidedly their juniors: Harrison Ford
is 22 years older than Calista Flockhart, Michael Douglas is 25 years
older than Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Clint Eastwood is a whopping 35
years older than his ex-wife. George Clooney’s paramours, too, have
waxed ever younger
over the years. Sure, these Hollywood May-December relationships are
surrounded by plenty of hubbub about “trophy wives” and “gold-digging,”
but no one thinks that Clint Eastwood is a pedophile just because he
married a much younger woman. However much we gossip about heterosexual
couples with large age gaps, we at least refrain from calling them sex
offenders.
The news of Fry’s engagement, on the other hand, has
done nothing but stoke the flames of a particularly virulent brand of
homophobia that sees male homosexuality as a synonym for pedophilia and
pederasty. University of California at Davis psychology professor Gregory M. Herek has meticulously documented
(and discredited) the history of this unfounded association. In 1970,
Herek reports, over 70 percent of respondents to a national survey
agreed with the statement: “Homosexuals are dangerous as teachers or
youth leaders because they try to get sexually involved with children.”
In the 70s, this myth kept openly gay people out of teaching positions.
In the 90s, it kept gay men out of leadership roles in the Boy Scouts of
America. Today, it continues to circulate freely on the far Right. Even the tired old yarn about homosexuality being just a stone’s throw away from bestiality got some recent attention when Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson said as much during an interview with GQ.
Harrison
Ford is 22 years older than Calista Flockhart, Michael Douglas is 25
years older than Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Clint Eastwood is a whopping
35 years older than his ex-wife.
My friend Jeremiah Bratton, who co-hosts the gay video gaming podcast Gaymebar,
is familiar with all of the stereotypes that surround gay men who date
across an age divide. His partner is 16 years his senior and he has
heard it all. Without missing a beat in our phone conversation,
Bratton can perfectly mirror the sort of pop-Freudianism that outsiders
bring to bear on his situation: “They look at me and [according to them]
I have daddy issues and [my partner] is a pedophile. I’m a child from
an early divorced family and my father was never around and I was raised
by my mother so, if I was straight, I’d be dating my mother but now I’m
looking to have sex with the father I never had.” And then he finally
takes a breath.
For his part, Bratton is disappointed but not
surprised that the same narrative is already being mapped onto Fry and
Spencer. He likewise observes that straight men like, say, Billy Bob
Thornton receive nowhere near the degree of push back that Fry is facing
when they wed their much-younger lovers. “It’s scandalous but it’s not disgusting,” he says. “And [the controversy] doesn’t last as long. It doesn’t seem to stick.”
When
Bradley Cooper, now 40, started dating the now 23-year-old model Suki
Waterhouse, the Daily Mirror called them “the sweetest celebrity couple
ever” and repeated the old adage that “age is but a number.”
But
while the media is busy rubbernecking at Spencer’s youth, few gay
eyebrows seem to be rising, likely because large age gaps are relatively
common among same-sex couples. A Facebook study
from last year found that both gay and lesbian couples tend to have
much higher age gaps than their heterosexual counterparts with the
difference—or the age gap gap—widening as people leave college
and start new relationships in adulthood. The reasons for a gay age gap
are as varied as the couple. For some, it’s about finding stability and maturity. For others, it’s simply about accepting love wherever you find it.
Whatever
the reason, people in same-sex couples are already living their lives
orthogonal to one major taboo, so what’s another one at the end of the
day? To gay, lesbian, and bisexual people, the oft-whispered
heterosexual rule that older partners should date someone who is at
least half their age plus seven years feels weird and arbitrary. In
fact, one popular lesbian blogger jokingly suggested that the equivalent rule for same-sex couples should be “one-third your age plus ten years.”
Even
using that generous formula, Fry and Spencer’s age difference still
seems quite large but it’s certainly not unheard of nor is it
unacceptable. June Thomas at Slate
has a better guideline: “As long as everyone involved in a relationship
is a responsible, mature adult, arithmetic should play no role in
deciding a couple’s compatibility.” Sure, a 30-year age
difference is nothing to sneeze at and, like any couple with that size
gap, Fry and Spencer will have to do some extra work to make their lives
coalesce across their generational divide. But that’s their business as
consenting adults and not anyone else’s. Spencer is plenty old enough
to know what he’s getting himself into and, in all likelihood, he’s
thrilled to have landed one of the savviest, smartest, and funniest men
in Britain.
Or, as Bratton put it between bursts of laughter after learning Spencer’s age: “I’m sorry. He’s not even ‘chicken’
anymore. Twenty-five is the absolute breaking point for homosexual
adolescence. You’re done. You’re old now and you’re lucky you’ll get a
man. Between 25 and 30, you’re trying to decide how much longer before
you start growing a beard and calling yourself ‘Daddy.’”
And while
we often highlight the difficulties of relationships that take place
across large age gaps, we hardly spend any time at all looking for their
beauty. With Fry and Stephen, there’s plenty of beauty to be found. Two
handsome, funny, and well-dressed men—one late in his career, the other
early on—holding hands in public while beaming from ear to ear?
Whatever their ages, whatever their orientations, that’s sweet no matter
what anyone else thinks.
Two adults falling in love and deciding to declare their love through marriage. Isn't that a most natural thing? At least, that is what THIS DADDY thinks.
Cynical and cranky, one day the old sailor met a young Marine.
The young Marine was virile, brave and stalwart.
With eyes as blue as sapphires and a smile as bright as the sun, the young Marine entranced the old sailor.
Thought to have a heart as cold as ice, the older became smitten, his heart melting like chocolate in a heated pot.
Then the young Marine went far away, to serve the country he loves.
Upon arriving in the far away land, leading by example, the young Marine made life tough for the younger Marines with whom he served. They, the younger Marines, called him many names and thought of the old sailor's young Marine as a hardass.
While it was true that the young Marine had a hard ass, round, firm, beautiful and tight, as the old sailor knew, it was not that he was a hardass, rather the young Marine cared deeply about his subordinates and therefore he was tough on them for their own good. So that when tested in battle, they would be thoroughly tested.
While the old sailor was left lonely and horny and his missed the young Marine intensely, he was very proud of his young Marine, and his service and happy to have the young Marine in his heart, no matter might the future bring for them both.
To be continued? Who knows? Likely the story of the old sailor and the Young Marine will not have a happy ending. But, hopefully both will feel the time they shared was special, however long it might last.
